Monday's Moments - 30/03/15

Monday, Monday, so good to meeeee - so nail biting match aside, that was a pretty great weekend, right? And the fact that it's darker an hour later in evening? It's almost as if I don't need to remind myself of cracking Moments to cheer myself up today.. ALMOST: 

1. Getting All of My Freelance Features Finished With Time to Spare

2. My Bandy Back & I Cracking The 15 Minute Mile - FINALLY

3. Having a Free House Two Days Running

4. Edvard & Pink Opening Their Salon After Hours to Give Me a Much Needed Mani!

5. That Grand Stretch of an Evening!

Tell me, what's been your Monday's Moment of the week just gone? 

Things That Rustle My Jimmies

It's been a looooooooong week - time for some unrustling - yes? 

1. People That List Their Occupation on Facebook as 'Full Time Wifey to...'

2. Stealth Photographers at Events

3. 'Call Me' Texts

4. 'Hey, Hun, Will You Retweet My Tweets 

About My New Business?'

5. 'Waist Trainers'

WOWeee that feels better!

Tell me, can you relate to any or all? 

What's been rustling your personal jimmies this week? 

Things That Rustle My Jimmies

Morning, All, how has the week treated you thusfar? 

For those of you new to these parts, and it seems there's quite a few *waves maniacally* Thursdays are when we unrustle our jimmies. You know those pesky annoyances that make you want to cut someone? Anyone? Well on Thursdays we rid ourselves of those feelings of stabbiness through the magical medium of gif & look forward to the week anew. It's cathartic. Ready? 

1. Twitter's Attempt to Force the Cricket World Cup Down Everyone's Throat!

2. 'All I Ask is that You Include One Link to Our Site'

3. Google Adsense Stalling For Weeks on End

4. Torrential Rain As Soon As I Put My Runners On!

5. Breda O Brien Being Asked Anything. Ever. 

C'est Ca - that's how the rustled become the unrustled. 

Tell us, can you relate? What's been all up in your jimmies this week? 

Things That Rustle My Jimmies

Oh it's been some week on the jimmie rustling front. What with a sick Pops, shoddy public transport and having to cancel some seriously good plans because of IRL work. My rustlings they are many - especially these ones: 

1. 'This Detox Diet Will Rid Your Body of Toxins'

2. Facebook Obliterating 

Business Pages That Don't Plow Money In

4. People That Answer Their Own 

Business Account Tweets

4. 'No Offence But..'

5. Married Men Trying it on in Bars

Can you relate? Got any annoyances to add? 

Monday's Moments - 09/02/15

In a week of off the charts stats, pinch myself events & meetings and compliments on my beauty photography from Goddess, Marian Keyes, it was slightly difficult to pick out 5 Moments that rose above all others to chase away my Monday blues. I did though - 

1. Getting an Upgrade to 240mg UPC Broadband 

by Simply Asking...

2. A Fabulous Comment From Sharon 

(Behind Green Eyes) on This Post 

That Explains Our Facebook Traffic Spikes!

3. We Cruelly Send Each Other Pics of Sunshine Hols When We Have an Upcoming Holiday in Work - A Pal Saved One Mail That Read 'Me, Next Month' & Sent it Back This Week with 'You, Last Month'!

4. Uncontrollably Laughing Like a Demented Sea Lion At @Makeup_Orlaith at an Event!

5. Managing to Give Aaron the New Hair 

He Really Wanted  (Pic HERE)!

So c'mom, what's making your Monday suck less than you thought? 

Hmm?

Things That Rustle My Jimmies

We'll take it as read that posts not publishing on time is an eternal jimmie rustler, yeah? Yeah!

This weeks rustlings have included but are not limited to: 

1. Emails Looking for Favours that 

Don't Even Use Your Name!

2. Banks Taking 5 Days to Transfer Money that 

I Could've Transferred Instantly Myself

3. Getting to the Till Without 

My Money Off Vouchers!

4. Paying the Television Licence for a Television 

WE DON'T WATCH!

5. Loud Sneezers!

So c'mom, what's been rustling your jimmies this week? 

Monday's Moments - 02/02/15

Good morning, February, I thought you'd never get here! While that January felt like the longest in the history of Januarys, the fact that it's bright until almost 5pm every evening now means Spring is about to be sprung and what's not to love about that? 

Here be five other Moments that mean this Monday doesn't suck as much for me: 

1. Aar Reaching the Ripe Old Age of 19!

2. A Hotel Card DEBACLE Meaning Corrina & I Ended Up in the Packed Car Park of The Heritage Hotel in our Robes in -4 Degree Weather! 

( I can laugh about it now)

3. Reaching 2000 Lovely Double Tappers 

Over on Instagram! 

(Come Connect Wiv Me There - 

We'll Be Celebrating Soon!)

4. Hitting My Third Stone Off Last Week. 

5. Pops Being 80% Better Than He Was Last Week. 

So tell us, what little things are you counting as blessings this week? 

Things That Rustle My Jimmies

In no particular order of pissiness, here's what's a rustling my jimmies this week: 

1. There Being FIVE JAYSUS WEEKS in January. 

2. A 30 Minute Wait for Drinks in 

a Five Star Hotel Bar

3. Forgetting My Bag for Life AGAIN

4. People That Pass By an Entire Row of Empty Cubicles to Use the Loo Beside You

5. My Poor Pops Being Stuck on an A&E Trolley for THREE DAYS!

See? Feelings of stabbiness have been significantly reduced. 

Tell us, what's been rustling your jimmies this week then?