Friday, 24 May 2013

The Big Wedding - Movie Review

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Only once before has a movie bombed so badly that I couldn't even bring myself to format a review, that was Friends with Kids and seriously - this review could almost be a reprint. 

At first glance the cast is bursting at the seams with talent and not since the atrocity above have I seen talent like this wasted so tragically. Likewise the two hours of my life that I'm never getting back. 

The Big Wedding purports to be a slapstick, ensemble comedy - all the elements are there, there's even moments of family honesty that give the audience a glimmer of hope but it never progresses past a vulgar, thrown together 'boink'fest. Lazy one dimensional trash. 

I'm no prude by any means but when every joke, every scene and every character plot is based on crudity with no nuance and no feeling then what, dear movie lovers, is the point? 

Genuinely wish I'd walked out - wish DeNiro did too. 

Tell me, have you ever disliked a movie this much? 





Thursday, 23 May 2013

Things That Rustle My Jimmies

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It's Thursday, jimmies have been rustled, need I say more? 

Oh hells yeah!


1. When Someone Repeatedly Mispronounces a Word
('Pacifically' specific

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2. Walking Back to the Office When the Sun is Splitting the Stones

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3. Making Polite Small Talk with Your Nemesis

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4. People That Chew With Their Mouths Open

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5. When Someone 'Borrows' Your Good Pen

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So tell moi, what's been rustling your jimmies this week then? 


Wednesday, 22 May 2013

Real Techniques Limited Edition Duo Fiber Brush Collection - Review!

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They arrived at my office 7 days later so how have we been getting on since then? 


'Duo Fiber' brushes aren't duo fibre at all - They're just synthetic
First impressions of this collection is how sparse the hairs are in comparison to regular Real Techniques brushes (some of my all time favourites).  The handles are white aluminium with this collection, making them lighter to use, it also means they stand out in a sea of black handles. 

I was a little dubious as to how effective they'd be once I realised that their density was lacking but pleasantly surprised that they add a new dimension to my make up collection for that very reason. 


First up the Face Brush is ridiculously soft and the sparsely held synthetic fibres make the ideal brush for finishing powders when setting your make up. 

The powder seems to be drawn to the fibres as tapping the brush doesn't release the excess yet when applied to the face you still manage to get an airbrushed effect as the powder skims over the skin. 


The Contour Brush is more densely packed than the Face Brush but as you can see reacts similarly with powder. Flatter than most contour brushes this fits into the hollow of the cheeks (I have them, honest) and buffs contouring colours beautifully. 

I've also used this one for blush and the effect is the same, airbrushed loveliness. 


As I've said the original Real Techniques brushes are some of my all time favourites, not least because of their eye collection but this feathery soft Duo Fiber Eye Brush is an absolute cracker for blending out and crease work. 

Again, the brush is shaped perfectly so that it sits on the crease of the eyelid and sweeps across gently. The trick here I've found is to let the brush do the work for you. Add more layers of shadow for a deeper pigment but never more than gently press onto the skin. 

So overall would I advise you pick these up? Abso-lutely. I have nothing like them in my collection and I don't imagine you do either. Handcut and 100% cruelty free, there's not a lot not to like. 

I'll go back to the main clincher though, these are professional quality brushes for a pittance in price. My order came from iHerb.com, they've given me a share code for all first time orders RLL469 that will get you between $5-$10 dollars off your order. Of course if you wanted to stock up on other bits that'd be your chance to do so as the site appears to be full of bargains. I stopped looking - pesky kids and their need to eat every day (selfish). 

If you've managed to bag a set of this collection I'd love to hear your thoughts? 


Sunday, 19 May 2013

Cherry Pick of the Week: Lana Del Rey - Young and Beautiful

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This weeks Pick is one of the many crackers from The Great Gatsby soundtrack. 

There's almost an ethereal quality to this tune as it's woven through the story and describes the love story perfectly. 

I'd almost watch the film again just to take in the breathtaking fashion and cinematography as Lana sings hauntingly in the background. 

Beautiful.  


Thursday, 16 May 2013

Things to Make you go LOL. Literally.

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Just like jimmies being rustled there's been a huge amount of LOL worthy links, pics and posts this week so it's been a battle to cut them down to five but I've managed! 

This lot have had me in convulsions this week, they're mostly vids but ABSOLUTELY worth a watch, I'm hoping they work for you too!

As ever I'd love to hear what's making you literally LOL this week so do please share in the comments, ja? 

1. The Sad Cat Diary



2. Gas Pump Karaoke



3. Shake Dat Ass, Dawg!



4. True Facts About the Tapir



5. Forrest Gump's Password


G'wan, tell us what's making you guffaw...