Things That Rustle My Jimmies ~ 14/09/17

Thursday couldn't have come quick enough this week. Let's crack on, shall we? ...

1. Losing my Dash Charger plug for the One Plus so having to wait more than 20 minutes to charge, like some kind of CAVE WOMAN!

2. Finally getting my hands on the MUCH anticipapted Gordon's Pink Gin to find it's a huge sickly sweet disappointment!

3. Back pain so bad that I've spent the week perched on a hot water bottle, involuntarily twerking. 

4. My LOVE for fluffy socks only being surpassed by Baxter's love for ATING my fluffy socks!

5. When Irish journos only take a break from using Blogger names to harvest clicks or sell copy to insult the very same Bloggers en masse! 

Tell me, can you relate? What's been rustling your jimmies this week? 

Things That Rustle my Jimmies ~ 01/09/17

What better way to head into the weekend than with freshly unrustled jimmies? It's self care at it's finest. This week, while getting some cracking news blog wise for Corrina & I, there were, as there always are, shams. How do they rustle my jimmies? Let me count the ways: 

Things That Rustle My Jimmies ~ 24/08/17

I mentioned on Twitter today my new found struggle against biting people on the daily. I find myself irrationally angry of late so, in the name of public safety, let's unrustle some jimmies, shall we? 

Be sure to tell me, on your platform of choice what's grinding your gears this week, what's driving you demented, what's rustling your jimmies - here's mine: 

1. 'I really shouldn't be eating this, it's so bold'.

2. Waiting for Irish invoices 

3. Wating at pedestrian lights and someone stands between you and it to press the, already pressed, button. 

4. 'Oh my GOD, I've made the Blog Awards Long List!!!!' 

(the list you had to physically put yourself onto)

(Which also quotes exactly what you said about yourself at the time of entering if you click 'View Blog') 

5. The 2017 Rose of Tralee, a Doctor specialising in women's health, when asked about the 8th Amendment: 

'I'm not ready to talk about anything like that'

Ok, release the Kraken, what's been rustling your jimmies this week? 

Things That Rustle My Jimmies ~ 10/08/17

Hello Thursday! It's been a long seven days since our last unrustling, to the point that I want to list TEN things, I'll refrain for now. Things that have rustled my jimmies the most this week: 

Things That Rustle My Jimmies ~ 02/08/17

I've tried to be calm and rational this week but 3 days into a sick pup, with no sleep & less patience - LET'S DO THIS!!

Things that have been rustling my jimmies this week: 

1. Selfish MELTS that try on clothes & put them back with an inch of foundation on the neck!

2. New shoes making their very best attempt to hobble me, despite sizing up!

3. Dudebros on threads about female reproductive health giving their 2 cents

4. THIS children's book about obesity!

5. The never ending threads & interviews about 'influencers', disclosure when it concerns maybe 2% of creators & NOTHING WILL BE DONE ANYWAY!

Can you relate? What's at you? 

Things That Rustle My Jimmies ~ 24/06/17

What a fabulous week it's been in Ireland, the weather, the end of exams - THE CONSTANT BUFFOONERY!

In no particular order, (some of) the things that have rustled my jimmies this week:

1. 'Sure she brought her little one to the playground but did you see her on her phone the whole time'

2. Related to 1: Clawing Sancti-Mammys policing other women's parenting in FB Groups, 

usually co-sleepers, often helicopter parents, 

always sleep deprived MELTS!

3. The staggering disappointment that was 

OITNB Season 5... 

4. People that rock into clusterf*ck threads, 700 Comments Deep to say 'What's this girls? 

What I miss?'

5. 'That'll be it for our summer now'

Tell me, can you relate? What's been rustling your jimmies this week? 

Things That Rustle My Jimmies ~ 8/06/17

I'm typing this with my shades on indoors such is the glare from my monitor and wondering if poor aul Bono was misunderstood all along. It may be the Black Lung that's gotten me but I could have easily had 20 jimmies this week - EASILY - you? 

1. Completing the mini marathon 10k with ease only to be TORRENTIALLY rained upon for the 10 minute walk FROM HELL to the pub afterward  

2. The sudden lurgy that's stricken me down, it's quite likely related to those 10 minutes (& possibly that 10k too)

3. Mothers that tell other mothers 'Forget about your needs for now, they're only small for such a short time, you'll regret not spending every second with them so soon' somehow suggesting your children suddenly hate you when they reach 10 years of age. 

Tbf I already hate these people and I'm not even related to them...

4. 'Hi Guys, sooooo many people have asked me where I got this...' 

5. When it's two days into the Leaving Cert & we STILL don't have Leaving Cert weather!

Tell me, quietly, can you relate? What's been rustling your jimmies this week? 

Things That Rustle My Jimmies - 25/05/17

I'm thankful to the beautiful weather we've been experiencing for many reasons, most of which are mood related. I had thought I wouldn't even need to unrustle my jimmies this week as a result - I HAD THOUGHT!!

In no particular order of rustling: 

1. Viral videos of a toddler being fed lines to sound like a jaded aul one. 

We have enough jaded aul ones online, thanks...

2. Every second friend request being from Stella Younique Jones or Mary You Know You Want Younique Smith...

3. Under Boob Sweat

4. Having to Give Back the Keys to the BMW loaner just when it was getting into my blood

5. Being nominated as 'Best Senior Blog' HERE

Tell me, can you relate? What's been rustling your jimmies this week? 

Things That Rustle My Jimmies ~ 11/05/17

Oh is it Thursday? I hadn't noticed *bites knuckle*. Here's some, SOME of this week's rustled jimmies - please tell me you relate - please?!

Things That Rustle My Jimmies: 27/04/17

How do? How do? Any slights, annoyances, grievances or dealings with downright MELTERS going on this week? It's been a minute since we've had a great unrustling, right? Let's get down to it! 

Things That Rustle My Jimmies ~ 24/03/17

I tried to let a week go without unrustling my jimmies but you know, PEOPLE. 

There are many, many incidents of assholery this week, to name but a few: 

1. People that share graphic pictures of those injured in terrorist attacks

2. Youtubers using ever more ridiculous implements to put makeup on their faces... A condom covered Beauty Blender, A BOILED EGG?!

3. The 'People You May Know' section on Facebook consistently being dolts I've spent my entire life avoiding ...

4. Trusting the March sunshine in Ireland 

5. Old American men that infest the Facebook comment threads on women's rights in Ireland!

Tell me, can you relate? What's been rustling your jimmies this week. Release that Kraken!