Things That Rustle My Jimmies

It's almost the weekend, we've been promised that the heat is to return and it's pay day - you'd think my Jimmies would remain relatively unrustled this week, right? RIGHT? Wrong. 

1. Avoiding the Doctor because of the fees and ending up spending a FORTUNE on the prescription because of it. 

2. Websites that use viral videos as click bait with 

ZERO original content

3. People in fast food restaurants walking away from a table full of their own trash!

4. 'My Little Princess' Codology

5. SEO mails: 'Dear Cherry, do you want to know why no one reads your blog?'

And that's them, my proverbial Kraken released for the week. You know the drill by now, pull up a pew and let loose with what's been rustling your Jimmies, yer at yer Aunties...

Things that Rustle My Jimmies

You'd think with this having been a short week that Jimmies would have remained relatively unrustled... You'd think, right? 

1. Pretentious movie snobs:

 'Oh you just didn't GET it'

2. 'I know you're on a half day but 

could you do a lunch meeting?'

3. Kids playing gick music from gick phones 

on the bus. Loudly. 

4. Slurpers. 

5. Being asked for my account information when I'VE ALREADY KEYED IN INTO THE KEYPAD!!

I can't be alone in ANY of those, you know the drill by now - you're in a safe place - let rip!

Things That Rustle My Jimmies

I'll preface this weeks Jimmies by admitting that I've started taking both B6 and rhodiola again in the past few days so this post could very easily have been 45 gifs long. 

Thankfully they've kicked in and I'm back on an even keel - that doesn't forgive these five jimmies though - NO IT DOESN'T!

1. The Kitten following me to the loo, followed by the dog, terrified that the kitten might be getting something he's not! 

2. People saying 'She thinks a lot of herself' 

AS AN INSULT!

3. Overhearing people say 'You deserve it, Hun' and disagreeing ENTIRELY...

5. Working in the Public Service and answering the SIXTH 'You People!!' phone call in a row...

5. Being a working Momma to two teens on their

Summer holidays...

And that's them, I can't tell you how good it feels to get 'em off my decolletage!

You know the drill, hit Anon if you need to but head to the comments and release your rants - don't hold back now - you're in a safe place now... *pops B6*

Things That Rustle My Jimmies

I'm gonna go ahead and say that the fact it's taken an entire 24 hours to publish my Jimmies this week should take precedence over all else (BLAHHHDY DESKTOP) but then I'm going to reacquaint myself with the rustling feeling from these five and share 'em anyway. 

If you're lucky enough to live in Ireland or the UK, you'll relate to the sunshine ones - there's a few: 

1. Sweltering on public transport when someone that hasn't washed for 45 years sits beside you

2. The shower curtain sticking to you in the heat!

3. The iron staining your last fresh blouse!

4. Your all time dream brand having 

an absolute nightmare PR 

5. People complaining about the sunshine!!

Et voila, my instant pick me up has worked once more!

Do please share what's been rustling your jimmies in the comments, even if it's just that you had to wait a day for this week's Jimmies - I'll be sure to puck the PC from you too. 

Happy Weekend, everyone!

Things that Rustle My Jimmies

Will there ever be another week that my jimmies remain unrustled? I'm thinking not, on the bright side, I laugh so much putting these together that that's probably a very good thing - hold onto your hosiery, here we go: 

1. You're top of the Boots queue, flying through your self scan when.. 
'UNIDENTIFIED ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA', 
'UNIDENTIFIED ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA', 

2. When sunshine turns into TORRENTIAL RAIN 

in the time it takes to put your runners on! 

3. When you get to the Essence make up stand 

right after a swarm of school girls have been there..

4. When someone tries to tell you how to do the job you've been doing for OVER TEN YEARS

5. When you find your invite to the premiere, 

the day after the premiere

IN YOUR SPAM FOLDER

So c'mom' I've shared, you need to share too - what's been rustling up your jimmie pile this week then?