Thursday, November 14, 2013

Things That Rustle My Jimmies

Thursday isseh? It goes without saying that jimmies have been rustled, oh JESUS how they've been rustled. This here is my therapy: 

1. Inexplicable Spag Bol Watery Juice on the Plate

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2. Crippling Fear of Missing Out When Watching Your Twitter Timeline

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3. Getting Home from a Great Event to Realise 

I've Forgotten to Pick Up a Goody Bag

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4. When People Add You on Google Plus

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5. Racist Taxi Drivers
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And there we have it, just some of the Universe's attempts to screw with me this week, thwarted through the medium of gif - who are ya? WHO ARE YA?!

Let me know, what's been rustling your jimmies this week then? 


makeupmonster said...

Ugh the spag juice thing is terrible! Great post!

laura said...

Love these posts. Here are mine for this week:
1. Irritating condescending S.A on a High end cosmetics counter insisting that my skin is very dehydrated ( excuse me for having vino on a friday) and implying that i Am a wrinkley hag because ' whatever im using is clearly not working'! Baah! Oh yes,but the serum which costs 150 will sort me out. Highly insulting,especially considering i invest a lot on good skincare and think my skin is pretty good thankyouverymuch!
2. Neighbours parking wheelie bins behind my car in front of my driveway.
3. Idiots who place bags/ laptops/ coats on seats on trains at PEAK TIMES???!!
4. Health insurance companies offering 100's of different plans,headwreckage.
5. Friends who feel the need to post updates & pictures of their children on facebook ALL THE TIME!!

Phew! Feel so much better!

Eleanorjane said...

Flour is the solution to spag bol juice - put it a teaspoon at a time until those watery tomatoey juices are nice and think!