Thursday, June 06, 2013

Things That Rustle My Jimmies

Why I oughta'... But I won't, I'll share my grievances of the week in this handy posht - it's cheaper than therapy. Believe me. 

1. 'No, I don't need sun screen, 
this is Ireland, ya GOBSHITE!' 

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'Bring On the Dancing Lobsters!'

2. How nice, the ENTIRE bus is empty 
but you chose to right sit next to me...

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3. 'Aren't you lucky you HAVE a job? '

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4. When EVERY Facebook status 
is about your offspring -
like no one else has ever had any

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5. When the super new hi-tech system in work 
takes 6 minutes to refresh each page

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Phew, it feels so good to get that off my chest. 

Tell me, what's been infuriating you this week then? It helps to share - honest. 


ArtDonatella said...

I have a bus related one also! When you sit next to me and feel the need to really corner me into my window seat and press your thighs against mine! They are *my* thighs, they don't need to flippin' touch yours! Flip off, flip off, flip off!!!! VOM!

Icaria said...

UV protection pfft! I need RAIN protection! :(

S said...

The lobsters thing. "Jaysus you're as white as a ghost" - oh, sorry, hang on so. I'll just strip, lay out in my garden, get a second degree burn, then spend the next week moaning about how sore it is but it's all grand because it'll go brown in a week. IDIOOOTTTSSS.

Unknown said...

I have nominated you for the liebster award! check out my blog for more details!


Rachelle Dollyrouge said...

asshats not picking up their dog shit RAGE or letting their big beast of a dog offlead to terrorise me and my pupsters. Don't let your dog off lead if he cant behave ffs!