Welcome to Thursday, fellow Rustlees - how's the week been treating you so far? Colleagues being irrationally hangry because they're still caught up in a detoxing fad? You being irrational because 'IT'S NOT A FAD GODDAMMIT, THIS IS HOW I LIVE NOW AND MIND YOUR BUSINESS, JACINTA!'?. Step right this way for maximum unrustlement:
1. Dirty Cloth Smears Across Your Office Monitor and Phone Receiver...
2. Not Freezing the Weeks Worth of Pre Made Dinners & Finding the Lads Have Scarfed
HALF OF THEM!
3. Endless Dark Starts to the Day
4. Indecipherable Post Its
5. Obnoxious Air Tricity Cold Callers
And just like that I feel better already!
Tell me, what's been at you this week? Come, unrustle those jimmies!