Things That Rustle My Jimmies

Deeep breaths, post the gifs, chuckle at the gifs, feel the sweet release. Screw you, jimmie rustlers, screw you!

1. Getting the Lift With Someone 

Just Off Their Smoke Break

2. When Someone Suddenly Decides 

to Make a Toast

3. Parents That Drive Able Bodied 

Teenagers to School 

4. The Blue Screen of Death

5. Not Knowing Where The Loos Are At Events

See? Instant unrustling, instant calm.

Tell us, what's been rustling your jimmies this week then? 

Things That Rustle My Jimmies

I've been fending off the flu since the weekend with less and less success, so to tell you even the clacking of the keyboard as I write this post is rustling my jimmies something chronic, it'll give you just a taste of how this week has been. 

Without further ado: 

1. When The School Ups the Already Exorbitant 'Voluntary' Contribution 

2. Exhausted All Day But The Second I Lie Down - AWAKE!

3. Withheld Numbers That Call Long Enough For It To Go To Voicemail Then Don't Leave A Message

4. When The Courier Is Sunshine & Roses Having POUNDED On The Door Seconds Earlier

5. When The Flu Catches Up

Yep, I still feel like reheated bull crap but the grey cloud of rustling has been lifted somewhat once more. 

Tell us, what's been all up in your jimmies this week? 

Things That Rustle My Jimmies

It has come to my attention that lovely peeps are reaching peak rustle of a Wednesday evening and seeking solace in the sweet release of gif of a Thursday - to that I say - Me too, pal, me too! I am unsure whether we are now experiencing Pavlov's rustling as we approach midweek but do let me know if that's happening!

Without further ado, the jimmies that have been unapologetically rustled this week: 

1. When My Phone Camera Opens 

Facing Me, Unexpectedly 

2. 'What's The Best Tablet To Buy A Three Year Old?'

3. 'Hey, I've Set Up A Blog, 

Could I Get A List Of Your Contacts?'

4. People That Argue When Asked To Move Their Buggy From the Wheelchair Space On The Bus

5. 'Can You Use My Hashtag When You Tweet Me?'

As ever, do release the proverbial Kraken, today is the day after all -

What's been rustling your jimmies? 

Things That Rustles My Jimmies

You came here for rustled jimmies - here they be: 

1. People That Wield Brollies Like Weapons

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2. Realising My Water Bottle Has Been 

Open In My Bag All Along

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3. Now Having To Switch On The Lights 
In The Morning

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4. Leaving the Pub Just In Time To See 

The Last Bus Bloster By

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5. Cursing Toddlers

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C'est ca! My jimmies are once again ready for the week ahead. 

Tell us, what's been rustling yours? It's cathartic. Swear. 

Things That Rustle My Jimmies - 21/08/14

Not gonna lie, it's been a fairly rough week and I've been pretty distracted with some bigger picture stuff. Does that mean I'll let the rustling of the jimmies go unchecked - IT DOES IN ITS EYEHOLE!!

In no particular order of rustleage: 

1. 'Sorry To Interrupt You Chatting About 

ANY COMPLAINT IN THE WORLD, 

Have You Tried Forever Living Aloe?'

Source

2. Walking On Air ALL DAY After a 
Really Popular Blog Post Then 
Spotting a Typo at Midnight...

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3. Alex & Ani Bracelets.

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4. People That Get Onto An Empty Bus 

& Try To Sit Beside You

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5. 'You Can Go Home, This Random Celeb Just WON The Ice Bucket Challenge!!'

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See? Feelings of stabbiness exponentially reduced. 

                           

Tell us, what's been rustling your jimmies this week? 

Things That Rustle My Jimmies

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I had to consider carefully yesterday, as I do every Wednesday, whether to wait until after dinner to upload my rustled jimmies or, indeed, to post while hangry. Imma let you guess which I chose this week. 

In no particular order of rustling: 

1. Fitted Sheets That Refuse to Fit

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2. Little Girls SCREECHING Outside the Window 

For HOURS on End. 

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3. People That Share Pictures of 

Dead Babies

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4. Liars That Catch Themselves Out 

Without Any Assistance At All

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5. Marketing Execs That Steal Blog Images and Ideas & Then Plead Ignorance

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Lord save us that feels better. 

Tell us, what's been rustling your jimmies this week? 

Things That Rustle My Jimmies

You know, as weeks go, this hasn't been a bad 'un. Does that mean that my jimmies have remained unrustled? Does it heck as like!!

1. Lounge Boys  That Clear Your Drinks

 Before They're Finished

2. Realising None of Your Lancôme Reviews are First Page Because You Spell Lancome with the ô!

3. Ladies That Talk Like Babies - Seriously

4. People That Get On The Bus & 

Shut All The Windows 

5. 'Your Call Is Important To Us' - 

Immediately Followed By 17 Minutes Of Westlife!!

Tell us, what's been rustling your jimmies this week? 

Things That Rustle My Jimmies

Ahhh Thursday, how I look forward to you every week. How I've been trying very, very hard not to let the rustled jimmies seep into my everyday twitter feed but it's not easy!

Only gifs can save me now: 

1. People That Haven't Spoken To You In Months Getting In Touch To Ask For Freebies

2. Starting An 'Open Discussion' But

Threatening To Cry When Someone Disagrees...

3. Filling Plates & Plates With Food For Hotel Breakfast and Not Even Eating Half...

4. Buying Theatre Tickets Based On Amazing Reviews & Having to Leave Halfway Through 

5. When Every Media Outlet Shares The AMAZING/Totally ADORBZ Video of an 

Outrageously Precocious Child

And that's it!

I'm going to try very hard to keep my cynicism under wraps for the next seven days, Lord knows the last week was sent to test me.  

Tell me, what's been rustling your jimmies this week? 

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