Things that Rustle my Jimmies

How do, Friday Eve? Are you ready to share the rustling?

1. Filthy, FILTHY ATMs...

2. Creepy work IT guy asking if he can remotely access my home PC to try fix it...

3. Aggressive, albatross sized seagulls in my garden

when I live 15 miles from the coast!!

4. Fully grown, professional women 

not knowing how to use the toilet!!

5. Stray cats fighting (OR loving) loudly

ALL NIGHT LONG!!

Ooooh Wheee and I'm back to easy, breeziness FOR NOW. 

You know the drill by now, peoples, I've flicked on the kettle and pulled the chairs into a circle - to the comments to release the rants!