Things That Rustle My Jimmies

Oh Hai, Thursday, ready to unrustle some jimmies? 

LET'S DO THIS THING!

1. People That Don't Acknowledge You 

Holding The Door Open

2. People That Tell You MID HUG That They're Smothering With Flu

3.  Nasty Ass Kids Bullying Others On Twitter Because They Were Blocked

4. The New Tenners Looking EXACTLY Like Fifties In Your Purse At First Glance

5. UPC Going Down When There's

Jimmies To Be Unrustled!!

Recognise one or five of the above? 

Tell us, what's been pushing you to the edge this week ? 

Things That Rustle My Jimmies

How do Thursday, you'll have come here to see what's rustling my jimmies this week and hopefully share your own tales of woe so without further delay:

1. An Post Refusing to Have an Express Line for People Actually Posting Things

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2. 'She Thinks a Lot of Herself That One'

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3.When the Electric Toothbrush Dies in Your Mouth

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4. When People Stop IN THE DOORWAY for a Chat

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5. People That Walk Up & Stand 

RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU at the Empty Bus Stop

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See? I feel lighter already. 

Tell me, what's been rustling your jimmies this week? 

Release the Kraken if you will...

Things That Rustle My Jimmies - Holiday Edition

Yep, we're just back from a glorious week of sunshine, rest and relaxation - you would think that would entail no rustling wouldn't you? Wouldn't you? 

WRONG-O.

Here's what's been rustling my jimmies, the holiday edition:

1. Watching Baggage Handlers HURL Your Meticulously Packed Case Into the Cargo Hold

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2. When 'All Inclusive' Turns Out To Be 

'Only Gick Inclusive'

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3. Sunburned Babies

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4. Zero WiFi Coverage

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5. People That Continue to Leave Urgent Messages

 AFTER Hearing Your 'Out of Office' Voicemail

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Ahh, feeling better already. 

Tell me, can you relate? 

What's been rustling your jimmies this week? 

Things That Rustle My Jimmies

And on the 7th day, the Lord created gifs so that we might unrustle some jimmies -

THESE JIMMIES TO BE PRECISE: 

1. Google+ Emailing Me Blog Posts of People 

I've Never Heard Of!

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2. When the Dublin Bus Electronic Sign Reads 

1 Minute 

FOR TWENTY MINUTES!

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3. Dave (Jaysus) Lackie Being RT'd Into My Timeline 15 Times a Day!

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4. WAAAY Oversleeping a Disco Nap

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5. The Outrage at Conchita Wurst 
Winning Eurovision 

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Praise you Jebus for the relief I now feel, clean slate for the week ahead - feels good, man. 

Tell me, what's been rustling your jimmies this week? 

Things That Rustle My Jimmies

Have my jimmies been rustled this week? Have they? HAVE THEY?!?!?!?

They have. 

1. Trying to Untangle Bra Hangers in TK Maxx

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2. The River Island Sales Assistant Not Knowing Who Crystal Barbie Is..

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3. Hair Flickers on a Packed Bus

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4. People That Feel the Need to Say 

'Goodnight' to Facebook'

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5. Wasting a Night on a 'Hilarious' Show Only for 

it to be 

Utter SHOISH

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Tell me, what's been rustling your jimmies this week? This shizz is cathartic, yo!

Things That Rustle My Jimmies

These jimmies aren't going to unrustle themselves, brace yourselves though, it might get hairy this week...

1. Cab Drivers That Try To Take The Scenic Route 

To Avoid  'Works'

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2. Realising My Mobile Hasn't Been Connected to the Charger AFTER AN HOUR WAITING

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3. Plastering Unsuspecting Children All Over The Press In The Deluded Hope Of Skipping The Housing Queue

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4. Pink Camouflage 

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5. Angry Political Rants On Facebook

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I can't tell you how much better that feels. 

Tell us, what's been rustling your jimmies this week?

Things That Rustle My Jimmies

You know what day it is, you know what time it is - let's unrustle some jimmies, shall we?

1. Colleagues that Microwave FISH in the Office

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2. Cars that Rev at Pedestrian Lights

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3. Showing Someone a Pic on My Phone 
& They Swipe Left

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4. Dropping Toothpaste Down My Blouse 
MINUTES Before I've to Leave the House

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5. Clueless Election Canvassers

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And just like that all is calm once more. 

Tell me, what's been rustling your jimmies this week?

Things That Rustle My Jimmies

Hello Jimmies my old friends, I've some to unrustle you once again. 

It's been one of those weeks, here's why: 

1. Chipping Nails Trying to Open 

Impenetrable Mascara Packaging

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2. Losing an Entire Instagram Post 

& its 12 Hashtags

When the Phone Rings

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3. When I Blitz the House & 

Come Home to Find a Mug 

on the Coffee Table

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4. Horizon Televsion

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5. The Office Fridge...

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Oh Man that felt good, this is what temporary zen feels like - sooo cathartic. 

C'mom, share, what's been rustling your jimmies this week?