Friday, 29 January 2016

Things That Rustle My Jimmies


Oh hello, Friday, the temporary home of unrustling of the jimmies! I was full sure I could manage a week without using the magic salve of gifs to reduce the feelings of stabbiness - I was full sure wrong. 

In no particular order of gickness, the things that are rustling my jimmies this week: 


1. 4 rolls of sellotape being used on every lipstick in Boots. I know the alternative is multi-coloured CARNAGE on the shelves 
but there has to be a better way!


2. The fact that the more water I drink, the thirstier I get. What's that about? 
It's not like I don't have the humps for storage!


3. That in 2016 Tampax wrappers still sound like you're wrestling open a bag of share size Maltesers in a silent cinema WITH BOXING GLOVES ON!


4. Pulling out the charger of your phone in the morning and realising it wasn't plugged into the wall AT ALL!


5. Having photos taken for the newspaper and not being able to shake the Chandler Bing smile...


Oh that's SO MUCH BETTER!

Tell us, what's been rustling your jimmies this week?


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