Thursday, June 02, 2016

Things That Rustle My Jimmies

Oh Thursday, praise JEBUS, it's Thursday. To say jimmies have been rustled this week would be a wojus understatement - to share ALL of those jimmies would be career suicide - instead, here's the wittled down version....

1. The fact that every deadline I had fell this week - meaning there's been tumbleweeds a blowing 'round here!

2. Falling into step with someone walking EXACTLY the same speed around the park...

3. Adults sharing disturbingly violent videos with animals OR HUMANS on Facebook - the only thing you're raising awareness of is how ATROCIOUS your judgement is! 

4. Unsolicited mini gyrators in night clubs...

5. The astronomical number of Gorilla whisperers and/or parenting experts online this week!

Tell me, can you relate? What's been rustling your jimmies this week? 

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