The fact that I'm free from work this week means that my jimmies should have remained relatively unrustled. Have they? Have they HECK AS LIKE!
Here's JUST five of the things that have rustled my jimmies. Just five.
1. Screw Off Lids on Bottles in the Shower
2. 5 Year Olds in Buggies
3. 'Will You Take a Selfie of Us?'
4. Listening to Holiday Plans When I have NONE
5. A Withheld Number Calling
FOUR TIMES IN A ROW with No Voicemail
OK, so spill, what's been AT you this week? Your jimmies couldn't have remained unrustled. Couldn't. Have.