We'll take it as read that posts not publishing on time is an eternal jimmie rustler, yeah? Yeah!
This weeks rustlings have included but are not limited to:
1. Emails Looking for Favours that
Don't Even Use Your Name!
2. Banks Taking 5 Days to Transfer Money that
I Could've Transferred Instantly Myself
3. Getting to the Till Without
My Money Off Vouchers!
4. Paying the Television Licence for a Television
WE DON'T WATCH!
5. Loud Sneezers!
So c'mom, what's been rustling your jimmies this week?