Thursday, 14 November 2013

Things That Rustle My Jimmies


Thursday isseh? It goes without saying that jimmies have been rustled, oh JESUS how they've been rustled. This here is my therapy: 


1. Inexplicable Spag Bol Watery Juice on the Plate

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2. Crippling Fear of Missing Out When Watching Your Twitter Timeline

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3. Getting Home from a Great Event to Realise 

I've Forgotten to Pick Up a Goody Bag

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4. When People Add You on Google Plus

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5. Racist Taxi Drivers
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And there we have it, just some of the Universe's attempts to screw with me this week, thwarted through the medium of gif - who are ya? WHO ARE YA?!

Let me know, what's been rustling your jimmies this week then? 


3 comments:

makeupmonster said...

Ugh the spag juice thing is terrible! Great post!

laura said...

Love these posts. Here are mine for this week:
1. Irritating condescending S.A on a High end cosmetics counter insisting that my skin is very dehydrated ( excuse me for having vino on a friday) and implying that i Am a wrinkley hag because ' whatever im using is clearly not working'! Baah! Oh yes,but the serum which costs 150 will sort me out. Highly insulting,especially considering i invest a lot on good skincare and think my skin is pretty good thankyouverymuch!
2. Neighbours parking wheelie bins behind my car in front of my driveway.
3. Idiots who place bags/ laptops/ coats on seats on trains at PEAK TIMES???!!
4. Health insurance companies offering 100's of different plans,headwreckage.
5. Friends who feel the need to post updates & pictures of their children on facebook ALL THE TIME!!

Phew! Feel so much better!

Eleanorjane said...

Flour is the solution to spag bol juice - put it a teaspoon at a time until those watery tomatoey juices are nice and think!