Tuesday, 22 July 2014

The Tuesday Chattery - Your Husband Emails You a Spreadsheet of All of the Times You Denied Him Sex. Do You (A)...


Story, Tuesday, how's it going for you so far today? 

I'll preface this Chattery subject with the fact that I'm not, never have been and never intend to be married but Great Googly Moogly this can't be right...

A couple of days back a young (26) female Reddit user posted a spreadsheet that her husband had mailed her, while she was en route to a 10 day work trip. Having hit send he (also 26) then completely cut contact. Sure, weird things happen in marriages all the time I hear you say but this spreadsheet was a detailed account of how many times he had been refused sex in the previous month and included her reasons why.


As I've said, this couple are pretty young but Christ on an actual bike if this isn't the oddest thing I've ever seen. First up, I have to say that if it's been over a month since you've been intimate, chances are none of the 26 reasons listed are the real reason. Of course I'd be remiss if I didn't mention too that no one, married or not is 'entitled' to sex, ever, but it seems to me that this is the worst possible way to reestablish communication no? 

Reddit's reaction is pretty interesting but let's face it, they're predominately young men so tell me this...

If you're significant other were to send you a spreadsheet of your most private times, or lack thereof, together how would you react? And would it involve mini pinches? 

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