Thursday, 10 April 2014

Things That Rustle My Jimmies

Morning All, ready to unrustle some Jimmies? 

This week hasn't been too bad, apart from oversleeping a Disco Nap and going to see The Raid 2 preview with some gobshite young one behind us fake, mid pitch, screaming for the entire movie. She was this close <--> to getting a live Indonesian martial arts demonstration herself. Please don't do these things, people, not ever. 

As for the top five Jimmie Rustlers? 

1. PR Pitches That Involve Having To 
Enter Any Kind of Competition

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2. Bringing a Brand New Lippie Home to Find You Already Have Three in EXACTLY The Same Colour

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4. Passive Aggressive BS on Social Media

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4. The First 10 Mins Wearing False Lashes

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5. Press Packs in Paper Bags Sealed with Staples

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G'wan, do you recognise any of my rustlers? 
As ever this is a place to unleash the pent up aggression of the previous week - 
What's been rustling your jimmies? 

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